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At least my mom will always be more honest to me than my friends...
:s
she left the house and came home and dragged me into the bathroom to take a pregnancy test - she was so sure that I got myself knocked up...not fat on purpose.
My mom says "How come you arm and leg so skinny and the middle is so fat? You too big on top, like flamingo. If I push you, I scare you fall over."
YOUR BODY IS SO BIG NOW! YOU BETTER WORK OUT OR ELSE.... *end*
(and then there's mystery!)
at the beginning of the meal, "ah really, you need to lose weight. for your own good."
end of the meal, "people will think you have no manners! finish everything!"
wtf, choose one!
My mum will be like, " You look fine."
Me: "Okay....."
mum: " except for your arms. and your legs, and maybe ur face is getting abit round"
And I'll be, "And u stilI say I LOOK FINE?"
hahahahah. Love my mum.